Raccoon Ugly Christmas Sweater All I Want
$40.00
This raccoon shows up dressed as Santa, gift in paw, right on the front of the sweater, and the whole design feels like a love letter to anyone who thinks raccoons deserve their own holiday. It’s the kind of piece people reach for the night everyone gathers around the tree, or when the family runs its yearly ugly Christmas sweater contest and someone needs to bring the one nobody else thought of.
Raccoon Ugly Christmas Sweater All I Want
The sweater sits in a deep pine green, with rows of black, white, and red patterned trim running across the chest, sleeves, and hem the way a real knit sweater does, and right in the center that Santa raccoon holds out a wrapped present like he’s been waiting all year to hand it over. Flip it around and the same raccoon shows up again on the back, gift still in hand, with the phrase repeated so the joke lands no matter which way someone’s standing in the room.
All I Want For Christmas Is A Raccoon
That line sits front and back in bold white lettering, and it says exactly what it looks like. Someone in this house has a raccoon thing going on, and they are not shy about it. Maybe it’s the person who watches raccoon rescue clips during every commercial break. Maybe it’s the kid who asks for a pet raccoon every single Christmas and gets this instead. Either way, the sweater does the explaining before anyone has to.
We built this one for that exact kind of holiday humor, the sort that gets a laugh from grandma and an eye roll from a teenager at the same table. TeeMam puts out holiday apparel with that same instinct, taking a specific, slightly ridiculous idea and turning it into something people actually want to put on. Pull it over a regular shirt for the office party, or wear it plain to the family dinner where someone always jokes that the sweaters have gotten out of hand this year, and let the raccoon do the talking. It also works as a gift for a raccoon lover who already owns every raccoon mug and calendar you could find.
If raccoons have already taken over the group chat and the inside jokes at your family gatherings, this might be worth adding to the pile of things pulled out every December.
Why You'll Love It
- All-over vivid print — bold, festive designs that stand out in any crowd
- Soft, stretchy 95% polyester / 5% spandex blend for a comfortable fit
- Sublimation, DTF & UV printing for sharp detail and long-lasting color
- Available in sizes S–5XL, unisex fit
- Perfect for Christmas parties, family photos, and holiday gifting
- Fully personalized — make it uniquely yours
| Material | 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex — soft, stretchy, and comfortable for all-day wear |
| Fabric Weight | 240-280 GSM, mid-weight knit for warmth without the bulk |
| Color | Custom printed by design — vibrant, holiday-ready colors |
| Printing Technology | Sublimation Printing, DTF, and UV — vivid, detailed prints that resist cracking and fading |
| Size | From S to 5XL — inclusive sizing for everyone |
| Fit | Regular fit, unisex sizing — stretchy and comfortable, true to size |
| Style | Ugly Sweater |
| Features | Stretch-knit fabric, ribbed cuffs & hem for a snug, festive fit |
| Season | Perfect for Christmas, winter holidays, and festive year-round events |
| Gender | Designed for both Men and Women |
| Care Instructions | Machine wash cold, inside out. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print. |
| Brand | TeeMam — proudly crafted with quality you can trust |
| Imported | From the United States and China |
| Shipping | Worldwide shipping available |
| Package Includes | 1 x Ugly Sweater |
| Personalized | Yes — customize with your own design, photo, or text |
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| ITEM | PRODUCTION TIME | STANDARD SHIPPING TIME |
| 2D Shirts | 1-3 days | 4 - 7 days |
| 3D Shirts | 1-3 days | 1 - 2 weeks |
| Home Decor | 1-3 days | 1 - 2 weeks |
| Accessories | 1-3 days | 1 - 2 weeks |
| Decal & Sticker | 1-3 days | 1 - 2 weeks |
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- 30 days to request a return or refund from purchase date.
- Free return shipping — covered by us, no restocking fees.
- Choose a replacement or a full refund once approved.
- Refunds processed within 1-5 business days after approval.
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