New England Patriots Ugly Christmas Sweater Merry Kissmyass Santa

This New England Patriots ugly Christmas sweater pairs a navy body with red and white patterned trim, the kind of chunky knit look that makes ugly sweater parties fun in the first place. The front carries a cheeky Santa scene, an old-school lips print and the words Merry Kissmyass stitched in bold block letters underneath, so the joke reads clearly before anyone even gets close. Snowflakes, tiny helmets and pine trees fill in the space around it, keeping the whole thing looking like a proper Christmas knit and not just a printed graphic tee.

We built this one for the fan who wants their team spirit to show up at the family dinner table, not just on the couch during a game. It works for an office party where everyone’s competing for the tackiest sweater, or a night out with friends who already know exactly what kind of humor you bring to the group chat. Our team has always leaned into sports fandom that feels lived in rather than staged, and around here that means clothing people actually reach for during the holidays, not something that sits folded in a drawer until next December. New England fans in particular tend to wear their colors with a bit of an edge, something closer to the humor you’d hear tailgating near Foxborough than a polished stadium ad, and this design leans right into that.

Merry Kissmyass Santa Print Up Front

Santa’s caught mid mischief here, one hand on a candy cane, the scene drawn with just enough cartoon exaggeration that it reads as a joke rather than anything crude. It’s the kind of print that gets a laugh the second someone spots it across the room. Below the artwork, the Merry Kissmyass text does the rest of the talking, no explanation needed once people see it.

New England Patriots Branding on the Back

Flip it around and the tone shifts to straightforward team pride, with the New England Patriots wordmark and helmet logo laid over a matching navy background, framed by the same red and white striping and a scatter of small helmet icons running along the yoke. It keeps the sweater from feeling like a novelty item only, since there’s still a clear nod to the team woven through the whole thing.

If your holiday plans involve a white elephant swap, a neighborhood party or just showing up to a family gathering with something people will remember, this one earns its spot in the pile of sweaters that get worn more than once each season.